Office Pee-litics

Everyone has office drama, but I bet it never revolved around the bathroom. I support an executive, so we sit in a secluded area in the building mainly surrounded by executive conference rooms and client briefing centers. Because there are just a limited number of offices in our area, we have 1 uni-sex bathroom down the hall, which normally is not a problem. But lately we have a rouge pee'er who can't seem to keep his aim straight - and I say "his" because the mess he leaves cannot possibly be the work of a woman. Ladies, if your husbands did this type of work in your home bathroom trust me, you would have words with him.

Evidently this hasn't gone unnoticed by others who use the bathroom because on Monday a sign appeared:

"Guys - check your aim. Thanks ~The Girls"

Here in our office suite we (2 females, 2 males) all thought the sign was pretty appropriate, funny even. And we really hoped it worked!

Unfortunately, the sign has evidently made our least favorite pee'er even less apt to use the bathroom appropriately. Now the mess is even bigger and the area around the toilet has become one big potty. AND he leaves the seat up and doesn't flush the toilet. This has the whole floor in an uproar, it is the talk of the office, and we are stumped as to who it could be or how to stop it.

I'll tell ya...the problems we have here at IBM...